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A PENIS ARISES FROM THE DEEP
MIGHTY SHAFT TO MAKE A PORNSTAR WEEP
Jaws of thunder filled with seamen,
Mighty alligator demon,
Massive claws and eyes of black,
Primed for the impending attack,
A challenger approaches,
Eight helmeted tentacles,
He'd make an English gentleman,
Readjust his monocle,
Burning fiery eyes,
And suction pads of doom,
He lets out a mighty roar,
A deafening, piercing boom...
And then suddenly, with a crack of his phallic flails, the Coctopus strikes, the Cockodile wails! But it was a wail of anger; a wail of spite - followed by a bellow, and a show of might. With a glare at his foe, he let out a war cry, and he punched the moon right out of the sky! The Coctopus feared for his life, and he fled, but the Cockodile chased him and tore of his head...
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