Craig, created by science,
The product of an unholy alliance between man and beast...
And the elder ones did feast, upon that night,
When Craig... Craig emerged from the light!
Pokemon and metalcore,
He don't need nothin' more,
Plays bass just like Mark King,
He'll do anything for the Queen...
Craig is a gentle chap,
He don't like that gangsta rap,
Once I saw him throwing up,
On the top deck of a bus,
His taste in music isn't good,
In many ways he's misunderstood,
By day, he reads 'bout kingly might,
But he's a dangerous sexual predator by night...
Fusing ’90s metalcore, ’00s vaporwave, and ’20s cybergrind, the Texans' debut showcases an unprecedented unholy trinity. Bandcamp New & Notable May 17, 2023