Cockodile, standing tall,
Throbbing member, massive balls,
Piercing glare, sword in hand,
Spreading spunk across the land...
Cockodile, you better believe it,
Cockodile, we can achieve it,
Like brave Achilles or King Arthur,
Jesus, Odin or Siddhartha,
Who can catch the Gingerbread Man?
Fuck the baker, the cockodile can!